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^{"I Think It's About Time We 
All Gave A Big "Thank You" 
to George W. Bush for  all the 
"Hard Work" He's Done!"}
_{with Admiration for the Great
Bush-Paulson-"Filthy Rich" Caper}

- comedic monologue, text and audio
- written, performed by SillyMickel Adzema

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  - political commentary, 
includes two comedic monologues, 
audio clip
by SillyMickel Adzema

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A satirical piece. A supposed admirer-fan-chum of George W. Bush encourages thank-yous for Bush's "accomplishments, " which, described glowingly by the fan, sound quite the opposite to the listener. The fan has the most admiration for the great caper Bush "pulled off" at the end. Combining the actual facts of recent news with a simple, unspun speculation of them, coming from the mouth of a fawning admirer who, for that reason, is allowed to elaborate on the shady dealings. So Bush, it is intimated, basks in the glory of having his ideas for illegal dealings praised as clever and awesome, or even cute.
This is political satire that will have you laughing from the total incongruity and irony of the monologue, but it will also leave you more informed and thinking. This is provocative, funny stuff.

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Can you say it with me,
“Thanks George W. Bush for all your efforts and “hard work” which have led -- your decisions and your Administration solely to blame – thank you for being “THE DECIDER!” -- to leave us in the midst of so many dire and rapidly expanding problems, so that many people are not just wondering if they will have a job or money, but even if this planet will make it through another fifty years. So, hey, thanks for all the hard work and for relieving us and all our grandchildren of any money, and…. oh, I see, there probably won’t be any planet for the little dears to live on... And everyone dead and all.... Why, gosh, Mr. W., you’re so smart, you probably knew that! So that's why...

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Republicans are horrible at soul searching or even looking inside to their conscience...The Republicans disability in the region of the heart, has left them completely vulnerable to making total fools out of themselves; the polls showing that they are not believed, but that's not the whole truth, polls don't have questions about being laughed at.
Well anyway these naked squeaky voiced Republicans (it's a blessing that they have no self perception really), idiotically crumbled before that gang of the "filthy rich" and, like I said, good thing they have no shame either, when these bankers don't even cover up or hide, well not much anyway, the fact that they made out like bandits and they have no intention of having that money be anything but for feathering their nest. Indeed, since such a calamity was predicted if the money wasn't forked over, and then, when it was it wasn't used to help the situation at all, and well, we're still all here. Wow, it really looks like it was quite the con job. 
Well, Obama is in office and a few weeks go by and now what? What's this? They're claiming that they're standing straighter now. How's that? Well, to a person, no one voted to help to give money toward saving the entire economy, even the world economy, which would of course serve to reverse the suffering and eventually go in the direction of easing the burden of all!
But things change. .how can anyone forget eight solid years of Bush-lies. More than the lies: How could anyone forget all the suffering caused by those lies! No, people were getting harder and harder to lie to. So, let's take a little gander back at the fun of, no, not yester-year, actually not so long ago… and would you believe it?! I don't believe they are going to allow themselves to realize how foolish they are appearing. Look, if ya got no clothes, you may have an inkling at times that people are laughing at your foolish, saggy hide, but, well, YA GOT NO CLOTHES!!

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Ok, so now I'm one of those "constituents". I'm thinking… thanks a lot, bastard, you think I got it easy? You jerk! Who the hell you think you are down there in Louisiana, Mr. freaking Governor who don't need no additional unemployment money. No, idiot! You GOT a job! It's me that can't find work and that's worried about my kids getting sick and, well, now the almost certainty, by the way because of your stupid-assed spiteful action to turn down my money for me. Now, I 'm gonna lose my house, worry about my kids staying healthy, but you've done what? You've stood up to Obama (the guy who was gonna give me money?) You've said we don't need no stinkin' money and made yourself a spectacle on the national stage and, you think (here's that lying again) You screwed us over and then you're thinking you can tell us that we were better than that or something of other of a slick confusing fog of insanity., and you think that this will give you a leg towards the Presidency. Well, Mr. Jerk-off turning down my money for me like it's my pride your fighting for, do you really think we are still that stupid, still that happy to be burdened and crushed for your aspirations, which obviously don't include, you've made that damn clear, doing anything for any person, any "constituent, any citizen, no, not anyone" and it's clear that our burdens are so meaningless to you that you will heap misery on us to do, now what was that again? You "stood up" to Obama? What the fuck, are you in grade school? Do you think I give a shit who's staring who down? I'm trying to live a life; a life that you have just put a cloud of unhappiness and worry over that will not go away form many many years; in fact I may never own a home again. But I won't go on about things that cause your eyes to glaze over. Just let me ask you this Mister, wise-potato? You "stood up" to the guy who's gonna give me money, and hold out his hand to me? Ok, Mr. more principles-than-brains, what's your next big plan? Oh, you're gonna stand... say that again? 
you're gonna stand up to... , Santa Claus!?

- comedic monologue, 
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- written, performed by SillyMickel Adzema

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^{Funny Fantasy Turns Hilarious 
Meeting with God Who Reveals 
All Reasons behind Existence, 
God, Living Things; 
So Much More Wonderful 
Than Ever Imagined by Humans; 
and Sadly because Humans 
Are Not Yet Capable of 
Even Imagining 
Such Love and Goodness}

- spirituality, philosophy, metaphysics,
begins with comedic monologue, 
audio clip
- written, performed by SillyMickel Adzema

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This is a very funny monologue; the character is an auto salesman; the invisible non-speaking other is a well-to-do man who is there to buy a car. This is a bit risqué at times, so be forewarned. However, it is not more risqué than you'd hear on cable TV. The well-to-do patron is constantly teased, and sexual innuendos are used. But this monologue is more than just sexual banter. In fact, the monologue uncovers more and more of the character, and despite one's initial reaction to his crudeness, which could be revulsion, and even if that you can't help laughing at him despite yourself, the listener is forced to have warmer feelings at times, and then more often; and is then in a place trying to unravel his various feelings about this working class crude person and the "rich" people characterized. The scene is continually funny and becomes more philosophical toward the end and even a bit poignant. Overall it portrays class or people as complex, and the entire thing could be anyone's Rohrshack Test, as there may be as many reactions to these people as there are listeners. As the dialog unfolds the auto salesman discloses and reveals increasingly more of himself. The climax is when he tells a story about his boss's life, that verges on the allegorical, and also in that way, reflects meaning back into the relationship at the car lot. His strange push - pull dialog with the rich customer takes on a deeper meaning, and the listener may not know what to do with feelings, initially labeling the man as crude and no-class, and later coming to see a side behind the crudeness that looks more and more familiar. Yet there is absolutely no obvious message or bias apparent; and how one views the ending then, is quite unique to each person who listens.

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her own Dad … preacher guy, you say, oh oh, that's sometimes pretty kinky. There's all those guys on TV; then you find out they're leaving the wife at home to be tappin prostitutes or prowlin or something. No, nothing. It's just a funny thing is all. It's kinda like for the P.K and then for the PK kid, they're all pretendin that, well, It's like sex doesn't exist. Oh, there's birds, and then there's bees. Now I am gonna have to laugh my ass off. I'm thinking of all these chicks , or guys, I'm not prejudiced, you see. And they're all these PK kids and they're now adult; and they start having articles in Playboy about how ya got these folks out a lookin in the country to like score… yo'know, like going down to the Southside for us, but they're out looking for good bee and bird. Want cher best B and B, I can hear them sayin it. Picture it's like these Amish dudes, they's askin. You know they're now making fake fireplaces and making money hand over fist. 

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A funny Facebook spat turns into a fantastic adventure. The Meeting with God is the most unexpected and Hilarious Meeting ever imagined. But then, no grace being ever withheld, the still mostly Human can easily understand the answers to all the great questions that Humans for all their existence have struggled but failed to really understand. It turns out that Humans, unless they radically evolved, could never understand simply because they are incapable of even imagining anything close to how truly wonderful and loving God's Existene is and how grand our purposes, and how needless fear. For even the most loving and hopeful Human could not imagine the most wonderful and loving without injecting some of the darkenss that is in us,even if we don't know it. You are left with an understanding of everything that you cannot possibly believe, because you would say it's too good to be true, and thereby prove that Humans for all their talk of this supremely Loving god, have yet to really believe it, let alone take it to the only conclusions that arise from really believing or knowing that. 

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Well, that was a trip. No, thanks to any of you. I melted, then became this puddle. the cat drank me, thinking I was delicious! 
So I was up there in front of the Real Justice. And, guess what! Ha! to all of you! Turns out God hates forms as much as me. so there!.... 
Well I was toast, starting to brown out. But you couldn't miss the Major and Only Consciousness, not when he's breakin into "What if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the street."....
"So in heaven," I ask myself, condescendingly: "Do you really think there'd be sweat shops spewing out conveyors of clothes? hmmmm?" "No, I answer myself, seeing the wisdom of my self's question. "And in heaven, do you think there'd be anybody having to slave their lives, er, their, timelessness, away?" "Indeed!" continued the erudite little puke that I was having second thoughts about being so proud of, now that it's me he's Socratic dialoguing all over my ass. "Indeed," erudite me said "It's heaven, so why would ANYone have to work!?" 

The Great Reveal: Recalling the Riotous, Exciting First Days - Comedic Re-enactment 

by SillyMickel and Mary Lynn Adzema

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This performance of comedic supposing is played for you by SillyMickel Adzema and his wife, Mary Lynn Adzema. They reenact the roles of the TV anchors Katie and Dave on one of the most memorable days in all of history, occurring not long ago at all:

We listen in as local TV anchors Dave and Katie recall the amazing day, not quite a month ago, when the world changed drastically forever, practically overnight. They replay the TV news highlights of those incredible few days when miraculously the world's human population was released from the Biggest Lie of all time, in fact the longest lasting -- 25,000 years in fact. 

But the world changed because it was the most hideous lie; it had made humans miserable throughout their lives and caused them to be terrified to live, terrified of acting or even speaking, and after such a life of paralyzing terror, at death's door it caused untold trillions of humans to be freaked out of their gourd and to go nearly insanely brain scramblingly, nose drippingly mad as they approached the threshold. 

The Big Lie, the incredibly long cover-up? 

It turns out that some quite insanely controlling and pompously superior types had long ago concocted the idea of Hell -- this place of endless and unbearable suffering that would last for all time. And then as the ultimate in mind scrambling irrationality, attributed its existence to God, who was also claimed to be all-loving and all-merciful. 

And if that did not make any sense, they further compounded the insanity by claiming that if that didn't make sense to you it was because you were a sinful (thus likely to suffer forever unbearably) person who expected that God had to make sense to you, and thus you placed yourself slightly higher than dirt in your self-esteem, which was the huge sin of hubris, or thinking that you were capable of 
rational thinking. 

So it was the biggest, stupidest, and meanest mind fuck of all time, concocted to keep people so terrified that they would be easily manipulated by the controlling Meanies. But it succeeded wildly beyond all expectations in that it could not definitely be disproved, and with the penalty of not believing in it so unbelievably huger than any person's worst nightmare magnified times infinity, it held fast in people's minds for 25,000 years with barely a soul ever courageous enough in that time to speak up and say what a rotten crazy notion it was; nor how it didn't coincide with ANY concept of God at all. For this insanity to be true, God would not be God, but would be the worst most evil human imaginable, times infinity, again, which doesn't make that being a God but, well, even Satan comes across as kinder by comparison.

So Dave and Katie replay the highlights; the outpouring into the streets in every city of the world, the people - some crazed, others furious, others gleeful - it was the most emotional day in recorded history; and the world changed. Listen in as that day is brought back to life through the observations of the TV anchors and their reporters in the streets bringing in your face observations and interviews with shocked, emotionally overflowing street demonstrators.

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Yes, Katie, it's certainly hard to believe - our world changing soooo fast. 
To put it all in context, we review how it all began . . . 
Not even a month has passed, 
yet it seems like the time before is ancient history...now. 
We think back to the broadcasts: 

"Breaking News.....Obvious Truths Discovered - Despite 25,000 Year Cover-Up, Slander, and Pervasive, Omnipresent, Persistent Misinformation, Big Lies, and Propoganda Campaign 

* A Virtual Matrix of Religiousity Pompously Substituting Itself for Reality and Truth 

* Who would've believed it?!!! HELL DOESN'T EXIST!!!! For thousands of years, people lived in fear of death, and worse. ALL A BIG SHAM!!!!

* The Big Reveal -- God Is Good and All-Merciful Ends Up Being Not Happy Talk to Comfort Us Before Inevitable Death and then Eternal Life in Fiery Hell of Suffering 

* The Big Reveal -- Turns Out God Is Actually Good, Real Good, All-Good, and Certainly Gooder Than Any Human Can Imagine 

* Investigation Into Coverup Reveals That Source of Idea of Hell Is Actually Tight-Assed Controlling Compulsives Who - Well - Not so Good 
* 25,000 Year Campaign to Control Others By Scaring Crap Out of Them With a Totally Concocted and Most Horrible, Frightening Idea Ever to Exist is Actually a Product of Very Sick Humans 
* Reporters Rushed to Record Reaction on Street. What are you hearing out there, Dave?
Well, Katie, things are nuts. People… I thought I saw amok in Iraq. Iraq's amok got no truck with this here amok.

*** "Latest Developments on Discovery of the Obvious About God and the Overnight Revision of and Now Near Universally Accepted Scientific Starting Premise on Human Species as "bunch of real dumb shits" and "seriously brain-twisted from birth".... 

Latest Reveals Include God Not Just Good - er Really, Really, Really to the infinite power Good - 
also that God is incredibly, amazingly, and fantastically (tothe inf. pow) FUNNY. 
Actually hilarious... a "real riot"...quite the crackup.... 
Reports coming out saying He/She is infinitely fun to hang out with, nothing comparing to it, "you laugh your ass off!"... 

"You're Turning Down my Money for ME!...To Stare Down...Who?!!": Likely Constituent's Response to Republican Governors Who Turned Down Unemployment Money from Stimulus to "Score Points" Against Obama

- comedic monologue, 
audio snippet, from "Naked Republicans"
- written, performed by SillyMickel Adzema

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Description

What a riot these Republicans are. There was Louisiana, Alaska, Arizona, South Carolina, and Texas governors refusing stimulus money to "show up Obama." Then they turn around and ask for it secretly, or as in the case recently with Texas, which turned down almost 550 million in unemployment extension money at the time, only in this last week (7/14-7/18) to ask for a loan from the federal government for about 440 million, get this, to pay for extensions on unemployment. HA! Well, in this clip, I play a constituent of the Louisiana governor who went nationally to say he was going to turn down the unemployment money from the stimulus. Now, if you're a Louisianan, and you're on unemployment...hmmm...just imagine how freaking happy you'd be to hear that! Well, that is what I express in this clip. Keep in mind this happened just after this governor had given the (horrible) Republican "response" to Barack Obama's unofficial "State of the Union" address in January. And this governor, Governor Bobby Jindal, at the time was being touted big time as a presidential front-runner for the Presidency in 2012. You're gonna love this response to the self-serving "more principles-than-brains" political one-upsmanships at the expense of their constituents by these Republican x@#&%$%#@@# governors.

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Ok, so now I'm one of those "constituents". I'm thinking… thanks a lot, bastard, you think I got it easy? You jerk! Who the hell you think you are down there in Louisiana, Mr. freaking Governor who don't need no additional unemployment money. No, idiot! You GOT a job! It's me that can't find work and that's worried about my kids getting sick and, well, now the almost certainty, by the way because of your stupid-assed spiteful action to turn down my money for me. Now, I 'm gonna lose my house, worry about my kids staying healthy, but you've done what? You've stood up to Obama (the guy who was gonna give me money?) You've said we don't need no stinkin' money and made yourself a spectacle on the national stage and, you think (here's that lying again) You screwed us over and then you're thinking you can tell us that we were better than that or something or other of a slick confusing fog of insanity., and you think that this will give you a leg towards the Presidency. Well, Mr. Jerk-off turning down my money for me like it's my pride your fighting for, do you really think we are still that stupid, still that happy to be burdened and crushed for your aspirations, which obviously don't include, you've made that damn clear, doing anything for any person, any "constituent," any citizen, no, not anyone. And it's clear that our burdens are so meaningless to you that you will heap misery on us to do, now what was that again? You "stood up" to Obama? What the fuck, are you in grade school?

"Auto Salesman Does Perry Como Does The Doors"

- comedic monologue, 
audio snippet, from "The Anatomy of Class Consciousnes"
- written, performed by SillyMickel Adzema

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This is as funny as it sounds. I did it; and I still can't stop laughing, especially since it was completely unplanned, an improv off of a screweup in the reading of "Anatomy of Class Consciousness." 

When these things come through you in the spur of the moment, when you're on a roll, you just know that God's got to be the best comic of all; I don't know where else this kind of material comes from. I'm still laughing. 

Hey, maybe I can do what auto salesman wanted to do, yea! That's the ticket, "SillyMickel does Perry Como does the Doors." Yea. They'd wait months for tickets to that show. Yea!

Oh my God, did I just say that out loud. I didn't did I? No way!! Oh, I did? 
(damn!)

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"Oh, man, who the hell, who the hell sings like that, man. That was like the fucking worst I've ever sung. Man, where my mind been that I can't remember the Doors, and somewhere out of the really far past, I'm singing "Backdoor Man" by Perry Como.... Wow....

But ya know. Somebody's laughing I think I can make a gig out of this.... Ya know, can't you see it: "Perry Como Does The Doors"

(There's' no way that any more can be expressed in text; it has to be heard -- SillyMickel)

"The Snorter, Mr. Boehner, and the Auto Salesman"

- comedic monologue, 
audio snippet, from "The Anatomy of Class Consciousnes"
- written, performed by SillyMickel Adzema

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This is just plain nonsense; a combination of vocal gymnastics and memorable one-liners; super-silliness cut from the beginning of "Anatomy of Class Consciousness." The primary speaker is the auto salesman; the invisible non-speaking other is a well-to-do man who is there to buy a car; called Mr. Boehner; his actions are implied from the reaction of the auto guy. As far as who is the singer and who is the snorter, that is the riddle for the listener to try to solve. Along with how John Wayne managed to walk through; and how come he can't see. 

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"I've been telling you about the "filthy rich"...

"You lost your wife and you come up with her, a snorter! Aaaaa haaaa! Well, I'll tell ya. Well, we'll talk about karma later, Mr. Boehner. Anyway, oooo weeee!"

"If you're not allowed to be sad when your entire family all of a sudden, suddenly die, all of them....

"I know I've been awful kind to you...and I've been talking to you about sex and all, trying to cheer you up, y'know..course you didn't have to hit me in the face for that one thing, y'know....

"I'm not kinky.... I'm just kinky in the head; but that's just in the head; it don't come out; don't come out; I ain't got like holes in my ears, er anything.

"Mr. Boeh-ner, get back be-hind the coun-ter."